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Anthony Castillo is from Rockville, Maryland.
Anthony did everything right. He grew up, he went to school, he graduated college, he met the perfect girl, and he made an honest woman out of her.
They tied the knot. They enjoyed two years of blissful marriage and then decided to get serious and have children.
So come the children. One, two, three. Seven years later, it’s the perfect suburban life. The American Dream.
Except somewhere along the way, Anthony and Mrs. Castillo drifted apart. They didn’t seem as close as they once were. They began arguing. Anthony tried everything he could to reconcile the situation, but things just got worse. His wife contacted a divorce attorney.
Anthony is now facing the following: 50% of everything he owns, up to and including 401k’s he started before he even knew Mrs. Castillo. He will move out of the house in which they live but continue to pay its mortgage. At the advice of Mrs. Castillo’s attorney, who, by the way, is being paid by Anthony, Mrs. Castillo quits her job so that she can state her income as zero, which will make the courts more likely to afford her allimony. Anthony Castillo is also going to lose custody of his children. He will pay hundreds of dollars per month per child and, if he is lucky, he will see them on weekends. Mrs. Castillo will remarry, but Anthony will keep shelling out approximately 70% of his net income for at least the next 10 years, gradually declining as each child turns 18. Mrs. Castillo will do everything in her power to make it as difficult as possible for her ex-husband to see and/or interact with the children. She will also intentionally and systemically turn his children against him by verbally deriding him in their presence at every opportunity.
Ah, the American Dream.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Castillo, Anthony has plans of his own.
Anthony is consumed with rage. He is burned up at the fate his wife has chosen for him. The fate she chose for him for no greater reason than the whim to divorce him struck her. The fate she appointed with no authority beyond the fact that she is the wife. The fate Anthony must accept for no reason beyond the fact that he is the husband.
You see, faced with the agonizing scenario I’ve just described, a lifetime in federal prison doesn’t seem all that bad by comparison. How, wonders Anthony, can I trump this bitch? What can I do to get back at her for totally destroying my life?
Anthony takes his children on Friday night. On Sunday morning, one at a time, he drowns his three children in a hotel bathroom.
Take that, bitch.
The moral of this story is: The divorce system is so unfairly biased in this country right now that an otherwise average John Q. Public could be inspired to drown his own children in a bath tub and spend the rest of his life in prison rather than yield to the judgments handed out in divorce court.
I can’t fathom that a single human being, let alone a man, could find anything attractive about this face:
Squinty eyes. Cheeks that look like she just got stung by an entire nest of wasps. Giant horse lips. Hair that has the color and consistency of hay. Giant bulging neck veins.
Plus, since she’s a flight attendant, she has at least a 50% chance of having an incurable STD.
For some reason this horseface is on my news site. More staggering is the fact that she is referred to as “beautiful.” I guess they must mean “beautiful” the same way the Discovery narrators talk about sea anemones.
I am generally against TV censorship but I would shield my children’s eyes from any station that aired a commercial featuring Ms. Delta Horse. The frightening and horrific possiblity that I might be served pretzels by such a twisted abomination is enough to make me boycott Delta Airlines for the rest of my life.
Here’s something to think about:
Elliot Spitzer lost his job. He will go down in history disgraced. His life is effectively over.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre is famous. She has received two separate offers of over $1,000,000 each from Hustler and Girls Gone Wild to pose naked (something she already has done for Girls Gone Wild four years ago – she created 7 full length sex tapes including lesbian action). She will probably write a book. She’ll probably sell rights for a TV movie on Lifetime. Aside from the $5,000 an hour she got from fucking Spitzer, she will make more money out of this than I will in 2 decades, and I already make significantly more than the median income in the United States.
What did Elliot Spitzer do to deserve forced resignation? Paid a whore.
What did Ashley Dupre do to reap levels of fame and wealth unattainable to 99.99% of the American popluation? She whored herself out.
This is the perfect example of what is totally broken about America that we would allow a common whore, who even optimistically is at best an 8, to become glamorized as a celebrity (even if it is only for a few fleeting weeks) while an intelligent, hardworking, ambitious man who has spent a lifetime in public service is driven from his career and put to shame for participating in exactly the same transaction?
There are two throbbing issues here:
1. The Double Standard: aside from the fact that these two individuals have received diametrically opposed public reaction for a scandal in which they were both equally involved, the shame is placed on the wrong person! If anyone should be criticized, it’s the hooker, not the john. At the very minimum, it should be equal justice – both hookers and johns can be arrested and charged (whoring and soliciting, respectively). Not only that, but this really speaks volumes about the free pass our society gives to girls no matter how ridiculous their behavior. Dupre? Oh, she’s just young (and somehow a victim). Spitzer? He should know better.
Why is it that men are always the ones who should know better? I’ve said this before – every time a woman gets a new right, it somehow translates into a new responsibility for men. Girls now have equal opportunity to join the work environment, and now men have a responsibility to completely guard their behavior around these girls because we might hurt their feelings. We have to curb any and all criticism no matter how accurate or how required they are to meet business goals because they’ll file complaints with HR. It’s sad to think that women are so abjectly clueless about how every iota of equality men afford women is exactly that – it’s equality that is given to them by us, and as quickly as it can be given it can be taken away. We coddle them and let them think they are equal, but once a man reaches a certain age past which female development has long ceased, it becomes plain as day to any man with a brain that we will always be on top for so many reasons.
What’s so hysterical is that this Spitzer case makes this fact plain as day to anyone with a functioning brain, and yet the vast majority of people don’t make the connection. I’ll say it again: we expect the man, Spitzer, not to pay for sex. The whore who sold her pussy? She’s getting book deals and millions of dollars. We expect nothing of this girl. She gets a free pass to whore herself out. I’ve heard news stories about Ashley being abused as a child (i.e., her stepdad wouldn’t buy her a new Porsche after she crashed her last one – woe is she). Have you heard anyone question Spitzer’s abused childhood?
The only argument against what I’m saying here is to point out that it’s not the fact that he’s a man and she’s a woman, but rather it’s the fact that he’s the governor of New York and she’s not. Fair point. But I would simply argue that it wouldn’t have mattered – as long as it’s a famous man. And that’s only because we wouldn’t all hear about it otherwise. He could have been the governor of New York, a famous sports star, a film and televison actor, you name it – he’ll be the one to take the rap and people everywhere will scramble to find an excuse for why the girl was “driven to prostitution.”
2. Our culture is not properly chastising this girl. On the very same front page of any newspaper or online news source we’ll see both this whore’s face and stories about communities in horror over nude teenage picture swapping. Again, what the fuck do you expect? In a society where not only is any criticism of this whore lip service done mostly by men, but a whore can become ridiculously rich if she sleeps with a famous man, why would we be horrified that 13, 14, 15 year-old girls are looking at their pussies and thinking, “this is my ticket?“
One of the major reasons that men will always monopolize the power in this world is something we have always known: the only thing a girl needs to succeed in life is her cunt. Ashley Dupre has proven this fact and rubbed it in our faces. Men need so much more. Since we men are born knowing that if we want to make something of ourselves we need skills, drive, ambition, effort, etc., we are more prone to spend time developing those. We take things like our jobs very seriously because it’s all we have. We don’t have a magic box between our legs to fall back on when times get tough.
Whoring is a giant cultural taboo partly because it exposes this fact (and partly because it diverts a man’s money from his household to a whore, and partly because it spreads disease, and partly because most women will only whore as a last resort so a girl who does it voluntarily is obviously demented, etc.. the list goes on).
And it’s very obvious by the attention paid to this Ashley Dupre slutbag that our culture no longer devalues prostitution. Expect the numbers of celebrity nudes, celebrity sex tapes, and politician sex scandals to sky rocket. The daughers of America have just been taught a valuable lesson: want fame and fortune? Fuck a politician and expose him through some masked third party. No one will bother to ask or care whether you exposed him or not.
If you’re a young whore thinking this might be a good life choice, you should probably do it now while it’s hot. After a few more whores become famous by ruining the political careers of our nation’s leaders, the news media will get bored and find some new cultural pillar to destroy.
I grew up in the 1990′s when webcam were new. Even then, I can’t tell you how many teenage girls I met online who were more than willing to send pictures of themselves naked or masturbate on their webcams. Once a girl was so desperate to show off her goods that she straddled a flatbed scanner because it was the only digital photographing device she owned.
In the 1990′s, teenage internet whoring was out of the media spotlight. As Sebastian would put it, webcams were “for geeks and pedophiles.” Webcams were also for every teenaged male with any computer savvy. They were a great way to get free virtual sex with girls in your peer group without any social consequences.
There have been a rashed of “horrified” communities in the news lately that are so “horrified” that kids as young as 12 are trading nudes of themselves taken with camera phones.
Let’s review the facts. I’ve outlined them in this easy-to-follow timeline:
1950: 99% of adult western women wouldn’t submit to nude photographing
1960: what’s this? “marijuana” you say? interesting…
1965: what’s this? birth control, you say? interesting…
1970: let’s have wild unprotected sex with multiple partners. let’s make love, not war.
1975: women are “finally free to express their sexual independence from men”. women have libidos too; let’s prove it.
1980: what’s this? “cocaine” you say? interesting…
1990: vagina monologues is drafted by manhating butch lesbian in studio apartment in soho after months of unsuccessful broadway auditions
1995: the internet is invented.
january 2, 1995: teenage girls begin taking off their shirts on webcams.
january 3, 1995: teenage girls begin taking off their panties on webcams.
2000: teenage girls begin blowing teenage boys on camera phones.
2006: community is horrified when camera phone footage of teenage sex is leaked on youtube.com.
2008: allusions to leaked teenage porno populate front pages of every major news source since hillary clinton is fucking boring
I find it so hysterical that the same parents who championed free love in 1970 are so horrified that in 2008 their teenage daughters are not only engaging in free love but are also filiming it and trading the clips to their friends like Pokemons.
What the hell did you think was going to happen? Oh… that’s right… I went ahead and used the term think again… great.
I’m no fool. If 12 year-olds are trading full frontal nude shots on camera phones in 2008, by 2028, our daughters and her friends will probably socialize by having bisexual orgies.
That is, unless something happens in a big way. That something is a concetrated effort by echo boomers to put a stop to this horse shit and raise our kids right.
I’ve told my girlfriend in no uncertain terms that no teenage daughter of mine will ever have access to a digital camera of any kind if I can possibly avoid it. If she gets a camera phone, I’ll put epoxy over the lens. I will keep our digital cameras under lock and key.
Some things are universally human. The sexual drive to fuck like rabbits is one of them. The culturual instinct to restrict that behavior is another.
Free love is the worst thing that has happened to our society in 2000 years. Thanks a lot, bitches.
Excerpt from e-mail that had no business on a product development mailing list:
Salesman 2— When you get a chance, would you check your bag of tricks for any anti-[competitor] propaganda? Thanks! Salesman 1–