Stop Talking about Newt Gingrich
If you’re in your 20′s, you are not qualified to discuss Newt Gingrich or Bill Clinton.
You didn’t elect either of them and you were too busy fapping to Britney Spears or N*Sync to give a shit about politics – and even if you did in theory give a shit, whatever that means to a teenager – you were too stupid to understand anything anyway, so anything you think you know about what was going on in politics in the 1990s is consumed as chewed-up digested backwash from either your parents or as in the form of a history lesson told by your politico-religious priests sometime long after it was current.
I am just about 29. I was 9 years old in 1992 when Bill Clinton was elected. I am not even sure which year Newt Gingrich became Speaker – I would have to look that up, so that knowledge is from Wikipedia, not from memory. 1994?
Please – and you know very well who you are – stop talking about Newt Gingrich like you have even the faintest idea what he did or did not accomplish during the 1990′s. You had to be there, and you weren’t.
But dude, I read so much about Poland’s occuption, and there’s a “ski” at the end of my last name.. I am a victim of the Nazis! Just like blacks are victims of evil white people, and anybody who hears a talking point about anything is an expert on the subject.
Did I mention that I sell bridges and magic beans? Specials come in 12 hour intervals.
What is fapping? Anyway I’m old and Newt is still what you see is what you get. He is a pudgy outta shape white guy. Newt likes to sit down with Nancy and Bill. Newt is like reelecting Daddy Bush. (not that there is anything wrong with that). Anything But Obama.
Anything But Obama is right, but, It’s sad Gingrich is what we are hoping for. Gingrich would mop the floor with Obama and his teleprompter. I say we all vote for Sarah Palin or go out and buy AR-15′s. And what the hell is fapping?
Okay I just looked it up in Urban Dictionary so’s never mind. It was like teabagging, I had to look that up also about 2 years ago.