Women make 77 cents on the dollar because…

Men are better at everything.

There, I said it.

Even if they aren’t, it doesn’t matter, and here’s why:

1. Men are more aggressive about getting raises and demanding more.  We’re better at asking for what we want.  You aren’t going to get a dollar if you were only offered 77 cents and took it, woman.
2. Men are respected more by both other men and other women.  Without knowing any other information, the majority of people will assume that the man will do a better job than the woman, because on average, he does.
3. It is far more likely that a man is supporting a woman than a woman is supporting a man.  Therefore, the man is more likely to need the money than a woman.  If you disagree with this statistic factually, or disagree with it because you think itshouldn’t be true, you should check your fucking head because you live on a crazy planet that is not aligned with reality.  Rather than whine that single mothers don’t get paid equally to a man, you should be solving the problem of single mothers existing in the first place because all they do is be poor, fuck up their children, and whine for more from daddy government via your pockets.
4. Men are results driven.  Women care equally or more about how a job is done than whether or not it gets done.
5. There is no such fucking thing as equal work anyway.  In jobs where equality can be adequately measured, they’re minimum wage bullshit jobs anyway so who cares.

If Harry Reid and his band of idiots – men and women who have no fucking idea how business is actually conducted in this country since they’ve never had real jobs before – are successful in making it okay to gossip about who makes what around the office or even possibly compel corporations to make public the salaries of all its employees, the entire business world will go to hell in a handbasket because people are jealous motherfuckers.

For example, if this kid over whom I’m senior by less than a year knew that I make 30% more than he does, he would probably be pissed enough to quit next day, or he’d demand 30% more.  That kind of shit would happen all over the place and it would really screw employers hardcore.

Anyway, equal pay for equal work is a bogus stupid concept.  If women want to make the same amount of money as men they should grow a pair and demand it themselves.  But they won’t, because they’re pussies, so they want daddy government to force men to give them more money without requiring that they ask for it, because that would be a scary confrontation that most women are uncomfortable with or else they would have already and this issue would be moot.

Call me a misogynist all you want but I’ve seen the way they behave in the work place and the 77 cents on a dollar thing doesn’t surprise me; if anything I would expect it to be lower.  That’s life; I call it like I see it.

 

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